31 7 / 2014

g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

(Source: kikicanfly, via minikinhorse)

31 7 / 2014

ratedmirr:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via minikinhorse)

29 7 / 2014

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

captainsnoop:

funnyanimeshit:

anime of the year 2014. calling it.

this is fucking bullshit. they could have called this “loli pop” and they fucking didn’t. they had an anime where they turned a guy’s dad in to a little girl and they didn’t fucking call it “loli pop” this is so fucking stupid god dammit 

(Source: lolicage, via minikinhorse)

29 7 / 2014

the-ink-pad:

auric-pauper:

Tell me this is not one of the most motivating demotivating posters you’ve ever seen.

Made by Drakevarg

Jeeze, it’s been like, a year since I saw these last. Always reblog these.

(via djcalcos)

29 7 / 2014

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

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29 7 / 2014

zanpakuto-alchemist:

snorlaxatives:

if you’re one of those people who can bite ice cream without being phased then there’s a 99% chance you’re the spawn of satan

image

(Source: snorlaxatives, via wollffeey)

29 7 / 2014

myradragonart:

based on  this  

I know I´m late, but is still funny

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29 7 / 2014

dangerhamster:

tom hanks is my favourite human being

dangerhamster:

tom hanks is my favourite human being

(Source: filmgeek101, via djcalcos)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

gothiccharmschool:

ashbet:

kingkeenanthegreat:

dash-of-dark:

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

gothiccharmschool and arkadyrose, bringing this to your attention!

Vitamin String Quartet!

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